if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via behold-thepale-horse)


If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person. 

(Source: relievingatlas, via elliegouldlngs)


my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via castielspuppydogeyes)


whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

(via mr-lyon)


  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps

(Source: horseelbow, via captainhaddocks)